Too much T.V.

First off, Im melting.
Yah, its hot out huh?

2nd, T.V. shows are intruding on my life. Too many shows, that I spend way too much time watching.

Its like a big suckfest for my brain.

3rd off, I battle chronic fatigue and some warped health issues, but if you know-know me, then you know what that warption is. Either way, I've decided I can't go outside in this heat wave, because I will melt.

And, not because I'll melt cuz I have warped health problems, but because I'll melt because its 182* free-kun degrees outside & it will surely melt my face off.

Dont you hate it when that happens?

I know I do.

People stare if you start to melt & I dont need people starin!
Plus, factor in the whole mess....

Either way, back to this TOO much T.V. problem.

I have a huge t.v., which Ive determined is an issue, because I feel, if it was smaller, I would watch less of it. I mean, in my head, it sorta-kinda-really makes sense. Large living room + large t.v. = an issue.

Now. If you do the math on this one
(you dont even need to be edjamacated)
then Large living room + small t.v. = vision problem.

If I cant see the t.v., then I assume I wouldn't/couldn't watch it.

But I could be wrong and I've been wrong a lot, but hey, Im desperate.

And before you jinx me & my tv problem, if it breaks, then I'm holding YOU responsible.

You know who you are. (You dirty lil' Blog Reader, you!)

And yes, yes, yesssss *hisses* I know I can DVR them!

And I do, which creates WAY too many shows to watch. I've always envied those who say they either dont own a t.v. and don't want one.
Or, they are trying to go without and its going swell for them.

Bah!!
Either way, this horrid heat opression makes me stay inside,
which then makes me watch too much t.v.

Isnt it funny how I say the same exact thing in the dead of winter when its negative 182* out? TOO much t.v.!
OMG, have you seen The Gates?
How about EVERY single re-run of Jon & Kate + 8?
Hey! I didnt say I watched really great shows, now did I?

And Im sure with the impending doom of College classes, it will change it all up.....ooo, ooo....have you watched Chopped? Ace of Cakes, Vampire Diaries, Chimp Eden? Love that show!

See? Told you.............