Black Licorice Facts....mmmm

If your a black licorice lover like I am, then you have have to try Gimbal's Black Licorice Scottie Dogs candy.
Seriously, Ive yet to try a black licorice that can touch these puppies, literally lol....
Licorice root & pure anise, all wrapped up into an adorable dog shaped candy that will make your taste buds do flip flops. Plus, licorice has healing properties that date back to the 1800's, so if your looking for health reasons to eat candy, there you have it !!
Plus, licorice helps you poop. Face it people, we all poop. Its a natural laxative and the Chinese have used licorice root for over 5000 years.
Its known to work better than antacids and has anti-inflammatory properties similar to cortisone, but w/o the side effects.

Its unfortunate that no one in my house, but the dog & myself, like black licorice, so unfortunately, that leaves the whole bag for me, but Im not one to complain. ;)

Stay tuned for beads soon...the flame has been calling my name...
Im slowly sifting thru all these hospital tests and I see the Neurosurgeon tomorrow....For those of you that have asked me about the Tens Unit...its working very well. I would recommend one to anyone in pain.
They have an extremely high success rate.

Bead well my peeps....bead well.

Shoo Fly, Dont bother me..............

Ya know....there are some things I make, and I'm like...yah, ok, cute.
This one? Oh gawd, this one cracks me UP. Shoo fly, dont bother me...
I mean, how can you go wrong with this piece?
You get 2 flys and 1 piece of poo.

You know, Poo-poo, Number 2, Shit, Chit, Dingleberry, Butt flakes,
Butt goblin, Big ol' Texan, BM, Bowel Movement, Brownies, Butt Nuggets, Doody, Dookie, Dump, Droppings, Feces, Poopy Pie, Pooplets, Returds, Shiza, Splasher, CaCa....

Oh lord, I digress. Ever get hung up on a word and you cant let go?
I have no excuses...Im just gross I guess.
I mean WHO on earth would even think of a fly & poop necklace?

Oh c'mon, you know your laughing....it IS funny.
So if your looking for that something special for Christmas, you know the type....the person you have to buy for, out of sheer obligation, but that person has everything type of person? You know WHO you are.

This is for you.

Oh Poo!!

Oh Poo. Once again, I have failed my dutiful duty to blog. Lol, is dutiful duty even a word??

Sounds to me like this: dootyfull dooty....get it? ok, nevermind.
NeverMind I say!! Let it go.

As for the flies on your left, yes, they are torched by yours truly, and the pile of Poo? Oh yaa....you know it.
Dont act like you dont like it either.
Its sorta gross in a funny way. And by the look on Mr. & Mrs. Frank & Francine Fly, well....it says it all.


So here's my deal. Yes I have all good (valid) excuses.......................................
1.) My dog ate my blog
2.) I was in a meeting. What?
You weren't invited? That's messed up.
3.) I saw Elvis.
4.) Then I had a meeting with The Pope.
5.) I lost the link to my own Blog.
6.) Who are you again, and why are you reading my Blog?

Ok, I lie, but its all for the valid reasons above. Ok, NO, not really.
My children have 10 days of school left.
Oh holy hell, save me now. Please. Dont sit there and act like you dont understand what I'm saying.... You know how it is, these kids cant WAIT to get out of school. 7 days later, they are BORED. Ha ha, you know its true. Don't act like you dont' know what I'm talkin' bout!!

On a heavier note....I continue to struggle with my health. ;(
I have an appt., with a Neurologist next. Maybe he'll be checking to see if there is actually a brain, who knows. Now, for those that follow my blog religiously (thankyou) you all know I had my EMG's a few weeks back....I blogged about it.

Anywhoo, this is the SAME Neurologist that did my EMG's, so I'm sorta nervous because this is the man that tried to kill me.
No, I'm not embellishing. No I'm not over-exaggerating. No, really...Im serious.
Ok,Ok, so I'm lying, you caught me. But this doctor did the EMG's HIMSELF.
Now, I have to actually go see him as a patient. Eeeekkkk......I'm skeered!!
But you must understand my fear.

As Mr. Electricity Shocking My Legs Neurologist, he sticks a long thin needle into
the arch of my foot.
Ok.


That hurt.
I mean REALLY hurt.
So, I am holding in my scream, when he sticks a needle in between my BIG TOE & MY 2ND TOE. Now, what this does, is it sends an electrical current thru my foot, into my calf, upper leg, thru my ass and into my spine. I not only screamed, but when I screamed.....I, um.....well.....ummmm......
I farted.

How freegan embarrasing. Seriously. Don't laugh, that could be you next. Pffft.
I am only hoping that my scream was LOUD enough to block the sound of the fart out.You know, who knew that stimulating the nerve in my FOOT, would shock my ASS??!!!

Have you ever been electrocuted by a household item? Any thing? So you know how much it hurts. Well, thats what Mr. Electricity Shocking My Legs Neurologist did to ME.And houses in the U.S. run on 110 volts. When I was in Egypt, everything runs on a 220V.
Thats your DRYER. Imagine getting shocked by that baby.
It happened once to me, when I was plugging in a used dryer, lol.
Shocked the hell out of me, and I actually flew backwards. My arm hurt for a WEEK, after that.

Ok, I'm out of here.....I have sculpting to do....
If you are in the need of beedz, be sure to go to my Etsy shop ok??
Smiles Peeps.
Lori